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As you walk in, a cloud of smoke makes your eyes water. The tiny restaurant has a strong smell of rum, whiskey, ciggattes and food. Suddenly you hear a random voice that says, "Ello Puppets. Welcome to Pirates Palace. Please, come in, find a seat, and order something to eat and/or drink. We have a full menu, and your waitress Emma will be with you shortly."


There are tables and chairs all over the place. A rather large man from behind the counter says: "Find yerself a seat and some one will be with ya in a min...." you look around for a second, and then spot a seat,and slowly walk over, and sit down.


A woman with long raven dark curls walks up to you. She flashes you a smile, as she tucks a bit of her hair behind her ear. She reaches into one of her pockets, and hands you a folded slip of paper. You take the paper, and look at it, for a minute.


You turn your attention to her, a confused look on your face. The woman giggles, and then speaks, "My names Emma, and thats your Menu When your ready to order, just let me know."


On the back of the Menu you notice a strange script. After staring at it for a few minutes, you realise that it says Our Wonderful Staff













Add your name to: My Pirates and pick up a banner at: Pirates Palace Banners

Username (or number or email):

Password:

2005-10-06 [Bookwyrm]: -huggles Blackheart the Wolf Pirate- Your Panda Pirate has arrived, love! Ahahahaha

2005-10-06 [Bookwyrm]: Oh and you forgot to add straight whiskey to your drinks...gotta have whiskey hon.

2005-10-06 [the 13th Star]: Hello Panda...do you like spighetti...

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: I'll add the Whiskey Panda.

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: And pole dancer and stripper are the same thing! >_< ...*sigh* oh, hey, can I be, like...bouncer or something?

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: Woo bouncer! :D I am watching this wiki, someone comment! >_<

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: so uh...besides the obvious ([Mortified Penguin])...who are we banning from here out of spite?

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: [Sagacious Turkey] as well. But I just wanted a Diner of my own. Its not exactly a place made out of spite. I wanted to run my own place, and pirates palace is my baby...so to speek

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: Well I know you didn't make this wiki out of spite, but everyone who's been here for more than a week has someone they want to ban from all their wikis out of spite ;P woo! I'll have to...add things. >_>

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: as soon as I stop getting mass elfmailed. x_x

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: I'll send you the password in a sec. I added a passoword so bloody little ass munchers didn't destroy my wiki

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: people have been destroying the wiki...?

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: No....I put up a password just incase

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: ...okay...

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: ohhhh...I just realized why this makes me feel like I'm in the middle of a fight...it's because you guys aren't speaking to each other, but I'm speaking to you both. >_< but if anyone says "tell him/her I said..." I'm totally quitting. >_>

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: and...as I have not yet recieved any "passwords"...could someone add "malted pork" to the menu? <_<

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Its ok....But I swear to the Goddess, if he makes one more comment I'll report him so bloody fast, his head will be spinning

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: and "pony-nose surprise" ^^;

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: whats that?

2005-10-06 [BlackRose18]: anybody who complains about my food will get it *looks around evilly, grabs a spoon* like i said they will get it                    lol

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: *laughs*

2005-10-06 [BlackRose18]: lol dont make me get out my spork

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: *walks up to [BlackRose18] and pushes him into the kitchen* Git yer booty in there, and make me a peanut butter and jelly samwitch......... *pulls you into a hug* just kidding. Sides sporks dont scare me!

2005-10-06 [BlackRose18]: peaunt butter and jelly samwitch it is...........................damn i forgot the peanut butter.................all fixed here you go boss, dont hate me cause its not your favorite jelly..............or is it

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: leeches and cream! baked bees!

2005-10-06 [BlackRose18]: hold on now, i need somebody to go and buy me those things before they can be on the menu, unless...............DO YOU HAVE ANY??????????????????

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Your the chef....add them to the menu....umm....baked bees go under the lunch part, and the leeches and cream go under deserts

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: >_> baked bees could be dinner...*ish hyper* <img:http://forums.mjeol.com/images/smilies/mf_w00t2.gif>

2005-10-06 [BlackRose18]: you sure cause well i found a good way to make them breakfast

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Ehh....put them down as both dinner and breakfast. But with breakfast, add an icing sauce

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: XD

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: garlic and cow tongue stew...?

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: hey while you're editing, add mine!

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Just send you the password bob, you can start adding itmes as you like

2005-10-06 [the 13th Star]: Garlic and cow tongue stew.....sounds good!

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Dont it tho? Bob, your final task, before your an offical worker, add your name to the member list

2005-10-06 [BlackRose18]: yeah i mean a chef cant think of everything right??? *looks around hopefully* damn i guess i do.........

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: oh, nitpick, willya? ;P

2005-10-06 [BlackRose18]: lol........ i am the only chef and i have alot of work to do back here, so if you want i could pull you back here to make you my slave, *looks serious but inside is laughing* naa you would just poisen the food, *shifty eyes, mutters... i didnt do anything*

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Socks you've been sent the password.

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Matt....who are you talking too?

2005-10-06 [BlackRose18]: my imaginary friend, Bob Dole.............. he hates me

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Ahh *raises her eyebrows*

2005-10-06 [BlackRose18]: what???

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Nuttin *laughs slightly*

2005-10-06 [the 13th Star]: Bob Dole says he hates Matt....*kicks Bob Dole in the stomach* bounce him outta here Socks...

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: my "imaginary friend" is a real live, dead person. ^_^

2005-10-06 [BlackRose18]: hey now, even though bob dole hates me it doesnt mean we should bounce him out of here, he looks like he could make a really good stew

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: *scruntches up her face* No stews that make us high. I rather not make socks bounce high people outta here

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: If I wouldn't have let me Frito bag dry, I could have had Ghost tears. The celings dont leak, but my bag was getting drips of water on it. Then I suddenly started scencing a ghost.

2005-10-06 [the 13th Star]: Well if ya say so Wolfy...*thinks: I wonder how high he would go*

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: *laughs*

2005-10-06 [BlackRose18]: Bob Dole wouldnt make anybody high, cause Bob Dole said so

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: It doesn't matter what Bob Dole says. What STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN says matters!! *falls to the floor laughing*

2005-10-06 [BlackRose18]: lol

2005-10-06 [trinity313]: hi everyone

2005-10-06 [BlackRose18]: hi

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Hey Trinity. If you want, add your name to the member list, and you can start watching the page if you like

2005-10-06 [the 13th Star]: LOL Bob Dole........hey its a new person..

2005-10-06 [Lorric]: umm hello. *bows*

2005-10-06 [Dark Erk]: *lifts an eyebrow*Mreh?

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: *looks over at [Lorric] and [Dark Erk] and grins hugely* hi guys!!! Add your names to the member list. Heres the link my pirates

2005-10-06 [Dark Erk]: *smiles a bit*

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: *slides a chair towards [Dark Erk] and places a table in front of him* Want something to eat/drink? I'm the only one working at the moment, but I can whip ya up something, if your hungry.....

2005-10-06 [Lithium Lullaby]: what'd I miss????I wanna be manager

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Not really sure....Wanna join? Here's the link for the member page, my pirates. I took your advice, and made my own Diner

2005-10-06 [Lithium Lullaby]: I already put my name up

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Ok...want something to eat? Want a job? Still plenty of opening.....Think your mom will let you stay the night on Friday?

2005-10-06 [Lithium Lullaby]: yeah I'm ungrounded....unless you want to stay at my house and go to debbies party saturday

2005-10-06 [Lithium Lullaby]: I wanna be manager

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: You could stay here, and my mum can drop us off at Debbies, and then maybe I can stay at your place Saturday night....I'll add you as manager, and then send you the password

2005-10-06 [Lithium Lullaby]: okay

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Now we just need to fill in the rest of the job postions.....

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: ...or get rid of some jobs...

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: *thinks* nah....

2005-10-06 [Bookwyrm]: -gasp GASP gasp- I have missed too much!! Hmmm time for a sexy party ahah.

2005-10-06 [Lithium Lullaby]: lol YAYYYY!!!!!

2005-10-06 [Beo-Wulf]: I would like to order a [Goblet of blood on the rocks] Puts $2.50 on the table

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: *slides a goblet towards [Beo-Wulf] and puts the money in the cash box* Enjoy puppet.

2005-10-06 [the 13th Star]: Party huh....not enough people here yet...

2005-10-06 [Angelic nightmares]: Considering no one really seems to get on at the same time

2005-10-06 [nokaredes]: There are 9 members and 13 watchers...something seems wrong about that to me, but I can't put my finger on it...

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: *checks out what socks just said* Your right....that doesn't seem to make scence.....

2005-10-07 [Beo-Wulf]: Thank you [Angelic nightmares] for the [Goblet of blood on the rocks]

2005-10-07 [Beo-Wulf]: What no Poll Dancer yet???

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: Nope.....if its blank, it aint been filled

2005-10-07 [BlackRose18]: pouts *I need a pixi stick*

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: *sits down her hand clentching her shirt her eyes closed*

2005-10-07 [BlackRose18]: whats wrong boss????

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: Having a hard time breathing....

2005-10-07 [BlackRose18]: anythign i can do??? *puts bees in the deepfrier*

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: I'm fine....it comes and goes.....ever since I was having chest pains (near my heart), I've been having a hard time breathing every now and then......

2005-10-07 [BlackRose18]: Well let me know if you need anythign i will be back in the kitchen

2005-10-07 [nokaredes]: one of our dishes should be officially poisoned ^_^ anyone who doesn't know, and orders it, will drop dead.

2005-10-07 [BlackRose18]: lol how do you know that i didnt poisen ever dish???

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: *walks behind [BlackRose18] and hugs him* Cause you wouldn't want me to eat something, and drop dead

2005-10-07 [BlackRose18]: *smiles and hugs back* ummmm workers shouldnt fratrinize with the boss should they??? unless its in privite, but of course i would never do that to you

2005-10-07 [nokaredes]: ...well I don't...but I mean officially...

2005-10-07 [trinity313]: um hi

2005-10-07 [nokaredes]: we would tell you [Angelic nightmares]...

2005-10-07 [nokaredes]: hi!

2005-10-07 [trinity313]: who?um

2005-10-07 [BlackRose18]: who????? which person are you talking to trin???

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: Heyya! Add your name to the member list [trinity313]. And Matt....my workers can do as they please

2005-10-07 [BlackRose18]: oh really now??? well then lets test this shall we??? *shares a honey roasted bee with [Angelic nightmares], breifly kissing her*

2005-10-07 [trinity313]: um ok

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: *stands there slightly shocked* Wow! *blushes* get back to work.....No kissing on the job hun.

2005-10-07 [BlackRose18]: lol *dances while going back to work* I DIDNT GET FIRED I DIDNT GET FIRED!!!!!

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: *laughs slightly and goes to sit down*

2005-10-07 [BlackRose18]: *humms to himself while cooking*

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: *goes to the kitchen and pours herself a glass of milk and takes a couple advil*

2005-10-07 [BlackRose18]: *watches you as you do it, knowing that he gave you the good jug of milk*

2005-10-07 [Lithium Lullaby]: woah...I missed much

2005-10-07 [Dark Erk]: *laughs softly* I'll be more than happy to be a waiter.

2005-10-07 [Lithium Lullaby]: be vice manager

2005-10-07 [Dark Erk]: Mreh?*laughs* How about a bouncer. Lol.

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: Which one ya want? Waitor? Vice Manager? Bouncer?

2005-10-07 [Dark Erk]: *lifts an eyebrow* I'm not sure....Gah...*holds his head*

2005-10-07 [Lithium Lullaby]: lol

2005-10-07 [Dark Erk]: *thinks for a moment* Well, I can't be here all the time...but I can be a waiter.

2005-10-07 [Lithium Lullaby]: lol

2005-10-07 [Dark Erk]: *laughs*

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: Cutthroat, you send him the password please. Erk, don't give out the password to anybody!

2005-10-07 [Dark Erk]: Okiedayness.

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: Your a waitor now.....*wonders if she should make you wear a french-maids outfit* Nah....I cant to that to my dad.....

2005-10-07 [Dark Erk]: Lol. *Grins.*

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: *smiles*

2005-10-07 [Dark Erk]: *stretches lightly and changes into the nicest clothes he can find*

2005-10-07 [Lithium Lullaby]: *smiles*

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: *looks* Wow....hott daddy! *grins then finds something to do around the diner*

2005-10-07 [Lithium Lullaby]: *kisses erk*

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: *grins*

2005-10-07 [Lithium Lullaby]: lol

2005-10-07 [Bookwyrm]: Ahaha you guys are sad...-shakes head ruefully-

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: *jumps on [Bookwyrm]* ELLO! I missed you!!!

2005-10-07 [the 13th Star]: *Walks in door* Hey.........*Sits down at table* I'm ready to eat...lol

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: *walks over* Can I help you this evening?

2005-10-07 [the 13th Star]: Question......do I get a discount...*smile*

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: *thinks* I suppose, I'm new so yeah you can *grins*

2005-10-07 [Kooh Estion Mark]: hi

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: Hello can I do anything for you?

2005-10-07 [Kooh Estion Mark]: A pint of blood please

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: *walks over to bar and fetches a pint of blood* that will be $1.50 of your good American money please

2005-10-07 [the 13th Star]: Whats up....*turns back to waitress* Spaghetti and a Vanilla Coke please...

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: *goes off to the kitchens, then to the bar and brings your order* hmm...Let's call it $6

2005-10-07 [Kooh Estion Mark]: *hands you the mony*

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: Thank you kind sir *puts money in till*

2005-10-07 [the 13th Star]: LOL....Did you just take my Spaghetti...lol

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: Who me? No it's right in front of you look *points to spaghetti* lol

2005-10-07 [the 13th Star]: Well thanks [Kooh Estion Mark] for payin......who ever you are...lol

2005-10-07 [the 13th Star]: *Eats*

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: *winks* you may just have yourself an admirer *starts cleaning tables*

2005-10-07 [the 13th Star]: *Spits out drink in shock*.........Well I'm straight so...lol

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: *grins wickedly* Can't you uh..Expand you horizons?

2005-10-07 [nokaredes]: I think all he payed for was his blood x_x

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: *silences Bob* sshhh I want to see how he reacts :p

2005-10-07 [Kooh Estion Mark]: I was paying for the drink >_<

2005-10-07 [the 13th Star]: I have gone as far as I cant go towards that horizon........and that not even one step..lol

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: Oh damn my plan goes out the window *resumes table cleaning*

2005-10-07 [nokaredes]: hey guess what I just found out? "Jedi knight" is a legal religion in Canada! *ish moving to Canada*

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: Really? Lol

2005-10-07 [the 13th Star]: Thats awesome. So you're gonna learn the force socks..

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: What about you star? Are you going to join Yoda and all that jazz?

2005-10-07 [the 13th Star]: I already believe in a lot of it but then I kinda have my own religion...*finshes drink*

2005-10-07 [nokaredes]: Did you guys see what [Sagacious Turkey] said at bob's diner?

2005-10-07 [sequeena_rae]: Really what is it? I'll have a look now Bob ^_^

2005-10-07 [nokaredes]: "All betrayers of the diner are henceforth banned as decreed by me, in the name of [Mortified Penguin]. ...'betrayers' being those who joined the opposing wiki, pirates palace."

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: *appears outta no where* EVERYONE at bob's diner, can kiss my ass.....

2005-10-07 [nokaredes]: Well I joined this wiki, so I'm banned from there too...look at my mood

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: Yeah I saw it....I'll change my last comment then

2005-10-07 [Kooh Estion Mark]: this is my favorite wiki so far

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: Thank you. Please send me a message, explaining why you should be a waitor

2005-10-07 [trinity313]: um........ im new

2005-10-07 [Angelic nightmares]: Not you trinity. I was talking to someone else....sorry hun

2005-10-07 [trinity313]: oh ok

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